:26:02
No one's
:26:05
Slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
:26:08
No one's neck's as
incredibly thick as Gaston
:26:11
For there's no man in town
half as manly
:26:15
Perfect
A pure paragon
:26:17
You can ask any
Tom, Dick or Stanley
:26:20
And they'll tell you whose team
they prefer to be on
:26:25
No one's
:26:29
Been like Gaston
a kingpin like Gaston
:26:32
No one's got a swell cleft
in his chin like Gaston
:26:35
As a specimen
yes, I'm intimidating
:26:38
My, what a guy
that Gaston
:26:41
Give 5 hurrahs
Give 12 hip-hips
:26:45
Gaston is the best
and the rest is all drips
:26:50
No one
:26:53
Fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
:26:56
In a wrestling match
nobody bites like Gaston
:26:59
For there's no one
as burly and brawny
:27:02
As you see
I've got biceps to spare
:27:05
- Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny
- That's right!
:27:09
And every last inch of me's
covered with hair
:27:12
- No one hits like Gaston
- Matches wits like Gaston
:27:15
In a spitting match
nobody spits like Gaston
:27:18
I'm especially good at expectorating
:27:22
- Ptooey!
- Ten points for Gaston
:27:25
When I was a lad
I ate four dozen eggs
:27:28
Every morning
to help me get large
:27:31
And now that I'm grown
I eat five dozen eggs
:27:34
So I'm roughly the size
of a barge
:27:40
No one
:27:43
Shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
:27:45
Shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
:27:46
Then goes tromping around
wearing boots like Gaston
:27:50
I use antlers in all
of my decorating
:27:53
My, what a guy
:27:56
Gaston