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:20:02
I thought you'd never ask.
:20:04
I mean professionally.
:20:08
Thanks, Doctor.
:20:10
Thanks for the advice.
:20:13
- Be careful out there.
- I can take care of myself.

:20:16
- No. You're going to get hurt.
- I don't need your help, or anybody's.

:20:19
I'll be just fine.
:20:26
Are you OK?
:20:32
Yeah. I'm fine.
:20:42
Attention on deck.
:20:45
At ease, men.
:20:50
Be seated.
:20:53
Many of you are wondering about my pants.
Well, they ran short of material at the knees.

:20:58
So don't give me any shit.
:21:00
Now, I look out there
at all of you guys and I say to myself:

:21:04
What I wouldn't give
to be 20 years younger,

:21:07
and a woman.
:21:10
You know, I've flown over 194 missions,
and I was shot down on every one.

:21:15
Come to think of it, I've never
landed a plane in my life. Now,

:21:19
you men'll be piloting the backbone
of our proud American arsenal:

:21:23
The Oscar EW5894 Phallus
tactical fighter bomber.

:21:27
Its lightweight sweptwing design
makes it extremely maneuverable and agile.

:21:31
Beneath its 21st-century skin is a highly
advanced avionics and weapons package.

:21:37
Designed for speed and combat acrobatics,
:21:39
it features the latest Mrs. Halver
series 3800 radar-jamming Framus.

:21:47
- Admiral.
- Nurse.

:21:48
Sleepy Weasel's success depends on our
ability to maneuver below enemy radar.

:21:53
I wanna see a major display of low-level
flying. Topper, Kent, you're up first.

:21:57
- Show me what you can do.
- Copy that, Purple Fluffer Nutter.


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