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Now, I look out there
at all of you guys and I say to myself:
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What I wouldn't give
to be 20 years younger,
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and a woman.
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You know, I've flown over 194 missions,
and I was shot down on every one.
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Come to think of it, I've never
landed a plane in my life. Now,
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you men'll be piloting the backbone
of our proud American arsenal:
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The Oscar EW5894 Phallus
tactical fighter bomber.
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Its lightweight sweptwing design
makes it extremely maneuverable and agile.
:21:31
Beneath its 21st-century skin is a highly
advanced avionics and weapons package.
:21:37
Designed for speed and combat acrobatics,
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it features the latest Mrs. Halver
series 3800 radar-jamming Framus.
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- Admiral.
- Nurse.
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Sleepy Weasel's success depends on our
ability to maneuver below enemy radar.
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I wanna see a major display of low-level
flying. Topper, Kent, you're up first.
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- Show me what you can do.
- Copy that, Purple Fluffer Nutter.
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Roger that, Milli Vanilli Chilly Willy.
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Bring 'em down, boys. I want your bellies to
scrape the sagebrush. Let's see who's best.
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I'm heading for the canyon floor.
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- For your information, I'm at 150 feet.
- I'm at 3rd and Main.
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Very pretty, but enough hotdogging, Harley.
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Just checkin' the traffic.
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- How'd I do, big fella?
- Don't get me started, Harley.
:22:43
Cut the chatter. Topper,
that was vintage Buzz Harley.
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You and your dad are two of a kind.
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Your ego's writin' checks
your body can't cash.
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Topper! Get back in formation.