:05:02
Dede, I know this must be difficult for you.
:05:05
You might wanna keep
an extra telephone around.
:05:08
- Excuse me?
- He likes to take 'em apart, you know.
:05:11
Sometimes, uh... sometimes...
:05:16
I understand.
:05:19
Listen to me, Jane.
:05:22
If anything happens to him,
anything at all...
:05:26
...I'll kill you.
:05:29
Now, I don't mean that I'll just hurt you.
:05:31
I mean that I'll kill you.
:05:39
Hey. Give you a call from Orlando, OK?
Hear all about your first day.
:05:46
Bye, sweetie.
:05:48
Hands on noses, guys.
:05:56
See you tomorrow.
:05:58
See you tomorrow.
:06:17
Now, Fred.
These chores are your responsibilities.
:06:22
And for every week
that you do them correctly...
:06:24
...we'll do something fun like go to the
symphony, or rent a nice documentary.
:06:30
These are soup bowls. These are not.
:06:33
These are my glasses
and these are your glasses.
:06:37
These are your pens and your pencils.
:06:39
And, Fred,
these are my pens and my pencils.
:06:48
It's not your mother's fault.
:06:50
Most parents are ignorant
to the benefits of macrobiotics.
:06:56
If your mother had put you
on a diet like this sooner...
:06:59
...you might never have gotten an ulcer.