:06:17
Now, Fred.
These chores are your responsibilities.
:06:22
And for every week
that you do them correctly...
:06:24
...we'll do something fun like go to the
symphony, or rent a nice documentary.
:06:30
These are soup bowls. These are not.
:06:33
These are my glasses
and these are your glasses.
:06:37
These are your pens and your pencils.
:06:39
And, Fred,
these are my pens and my pencils.
:06:48
It's not your mother's fault.
:06:50
Most parents are ignorant
to the benefits of macrobiotics.
:06:56
If your mother had put you
on a diet like this sooner...
:06:59
...you might never have gotten an ulcer.
:07:03
- Can I have a Coke?
- Absolutely not.
:07:26
- Sorry.
- That's all right.
:07:31
Everything that comes
from the body is natural.
:07:35
- Now can I have a Coke?
- In the fridge.