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Like, doin' fuckin' chicken squawks at people out the window...
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and showing them his gun and going like -
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Things like that.
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People were freaked. They didn't know if he was just a lunatic, you know...
:25:10
with, like a squirt gun or what.
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And then, check it out, the guy started firing on the freeway...
:25:15
randomly through his windows.
:25:18
He shot one bullet up at the roof of his car...
:25:20
and it just ricocheted around inside with him for a while.
:25:23
He was, like, out of his mind. Everybody tried to get off the freeway.
:25:26
Some chick who had a bullet lodged in her ponytail...
:25:29
called the pigs in San Marcos.
:25:31
And they had six or seven pig cars chasing him into the south side of town.
:25:35
He was still swingin' the gun around, man, and laughing.
:25:38
He fuckin' laughed all the way.
:25:41
Finally his car spun out and slammed into the grassy knoll...
:25:45
you know, the median.
:25:47
As soon as his car came to a halt, man...
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he just put the gun to his head and blammo.
:25:54
Offed himself, man. Blew himself away right there.
:25:58
It's like, I don't know...
:26:01
he had had enough, enough.
:26:04
- It's like - - Do you know Stephanie?
:26:07
Oh, yeah. I thought I heard that you were in "Timberlawn. "
:26:11
- I got back about a week ago. - All right, cool.
:26:16
Oh, yeah. I know what I gotta show you guys.
:26:18
This -This will blow your gourd.
:26:21
I have this friend, all right, she's a gynecologist in Hollywood.
:26:25
And she scored this for me from the lab where she works.
:26:29
It's a Madonna pap smear.
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I know it's kind of cloudy, but it's a Madonna pap smear.
:26:36
It's got "Ciccone" on the top. That's like a medical label. "Ciccone. "
:26:41
Check it out. I know it's kind of disgusting...
:26:43
but it's like, it's sort of...
:26:46
like getting down to the real Madonna.
:26:53
I don't know if you can see it now. I freaked out when it came in the mail.
:26:56
It had two pubic hairs in it, and I showed it to this asshole...
:26:58
and he stole one of them.