:26:01
he had had enough, enough.
:26:04
- It's like - - Do you know Stephanie?
:26:07
Oh, yeah. I thought I heard that you were in "Timberlawn. "
:26:11
- I got back about a week ago. - All right, cool.
:26:16
Oh, yeah. I know what I gotta show you guys.
:26:18
This -This will blow your gourd.
:26:21
I have this friend, all right, she's a gynecologist in Hollywood.
:26:25
And she scored this for me from the lab where she works.
:26:29
It's a Madonna pap smear.
:26:32
I know it's kind of cloudy, but it's a Madonna pap smear.
:26:36
It's got "Ciccone" on the top. That's like a medical label. "Ciccone. "
:26:41
Check it out. I know it's kind of disgusting...
:26:43
but it's like, it's sort of...
:26:46
like getting down to the real Madonna.
:26:53
I don't know if you can see it now. I freaked out when it came in the mail.
:26:56
It had two pubic hairs in it, and I showed it to this asshole...
:26:58
and he stole one of them.
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But if you look real close, you can see it's still in there.
:27:04
It's about as black as they come.
:27:11
Do you think maybe, uh...
:27:13
you'd be interested in buying something like this?
:27:15
It's like a high-dollar item.
:27:18
It's, you know, one of a kind. It's like chance of a lifetime.
:27:21
Yeah, I'm sure.
:27:23
I'm pretty broke, though.
:27:27
What about you? Do you think you know anyone who might be -
:27:29
I mean, it's a little bit getting closer to the rock god herself...
:27:33
than just a poster.
:27:34
No? All right. You guys' loss.
:27:39
I thought I could, you know, maybe swing a bargain.
:27:42
- Sorry. - All right. Can't blame me. I tried.
:27:45
It's a material world and I'm a material girl.
:27:48
I better cruise. I gotta check this guy Chico on the east side.
:27:51
He's real interested in this.
:27:53
- All right. - Hey, how's your band going anyway?
:27:56
What is it? Beautiful Loser?
:27:58
- Yeah, it's The Ultimate... - All right. Check you later.