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And I could take some other people with me...
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if some other people might be interested.
1:16:07
- Hint, hint, you know? - Do y'all wanna go?
1:16:09
We could maybe have a beer or-
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- Sounds fun to me. - I'm not forcing you or nothing.
1:16:15
There's no guns involved.
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You know, I'll drive.
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We can go check it out. We could always go to a movie later.
1:16:21
- Do it, do it. - Okay, yeah.
1:16:23
- Great. - Cool.
1:16:25
Well, the problem is that we kind of have to leave now because it's starting.
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- So we gotta like totally roll. - Do you have a car?
1:16:31
- Do I have a car? I have a van. - Okay.
1:16:33
- Let's go. - Let's go.
1:16:44
So, man, have you seen Elvis lately?
1:16:46
Seen Elvis lately? No.
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Check it out, man. I really, honestly believe that this guy is still
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alive.
1:16:52
And I believe that he's like, you know, living in Las Vegas or something.
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'Cause, you know, if the guy's half-ass cool, you know he's like an Elvis
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impersonator.
1:17:00
'Cause, I mean, that's kind of like some sort of spiritual hell...
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to parody yourself at the height of your ridiculousness.
1:17:06
So the guy's gotta get up every day.
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Get as fat as he was and just make fun of himself all day long.
1:17:11
Isn't that a killer job? Don't you think that's what all old people sort
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of do?
1:17:14
- Once they get over 28? - Yeah, that's a cool job. Sure.
1:17:17
So how long have you lived here?
1:17:19
Uh, somewhere in the neighborhood of about six weeks.
1:17:22
- That's it? - Yeah, well, you know.
1:17:25
- I just skipped out of my old town. Been crashing on couches and shit. - Do you
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like it here?
1:17:28
- I love it here except for the fuckin' ants. - Ants?
1:17:31
Yeah, man. All the houses are fuckin' infested with these fuckin' ants.
1:17:34
- You can't leave anything out. - Not mine.
1:17:37
Shit. You should come to my house. The other day I went and bought groceries.
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And I'm fuckin' sittin' there. And I walk out of the room, I come back...
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and we got these Cup o' Noodles, and in fuckin' 10 minutes...
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the ants have chewed through the Styrofoam cup.
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And they're like all the way in 'em and shit.
1:17:49
And they ate my crackers. They ate the Ding Dongs, believe it or not.
1:17:53
The only things left are cans and jars.
1:17:55
We gotta put the bread and everything in the fridge.
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So everything's all cold and fuckin' chewy and shit all the time.