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'Cause, I mean, that's kind of like some sort of spiritual hell...
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to parody yourself at the height of your ridiculousness.
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So the guy's gotta get up every day.
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Get as fat as he was and just make fun of himself all day long.
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Isn't that a killer job? Don't you think that's what all old people sort
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of do?
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- Once they get over 28? - Yeah, that's a cool job. Sure.
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So how long have you lived here?
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Uh, somewhere in the neighborhood of about six weeks.
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- That's it? - Yeah, well, you know.
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- I just skipped out of my old town. Been crashing on couches and shit. - Do you
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like it here?
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- I love it here except for the fuckin' ants. - Ants?
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Yeah, man. All the houses are fuckin' infested with these fuckin' ants.
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- You can't leave anything out. - Not mine.
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Shit. You should come to my house. The other day I went and bought groceries.
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And I'm fuckin' sittin' there. And I walk out of the room, I come back...
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and we got these Cup o' Noodles, and in fuckin' 10 minutes...
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the ants have chewed through the Styrofoam cup.
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And they're like all the way in 'em and shit.
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And they ate my crackers. They ate the Ding Dongs, believe it or not.
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The only things left are cans and jars.
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We gotta put the bread and everything in the fridge.
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So everything's all cold and fuckin' chewy and shit all the time.
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- Do you have a girlfriend? - No, 'cause women are from hell.
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- Totally. - I don't think so.
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They're sent here to make men just writhe in pain.
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- No, you're wrong. - It's true.
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Are you making anybody's life hell right now?
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- No, not at all. - Cool.
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- Not at all. - Wanna make somebody's life hell?
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- No. - Okay.
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- Do you know this guy? - No, do you?
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No.
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- I hope she appreciates this. - Yeah, he's a real charmer.
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Really.
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I'm just saying show me a woman that hates her dad...
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and wants to take it out on every man ever born...
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and I'll end up with her somehow.
1:18:40
Well, you picked the wrong night for that.
1:18:43
Geez, you are no fun, huh?
1:18:45
This band's gonna be great.
1:18:47
- This band's gonna be great? I hope so. - Yeah, check it out. You're gonna
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love this.
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- These are friends of yours then? - Friends? Friends is not the word.
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- Brothers of yours? - These are my homeboys.