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Don't vote if you believe in that
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We'll be fine without you
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It's plain to see what you believe
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Will lead to anarchy
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I've been up all night to meet the deadline.
"Bob Roberts and S&L", by Bugs Raplin.
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And I quote, this based on a source
I spoke to last night...
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"October 22nd. " Today.
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"An unidentified source in the West
Pennsylvania Savings and Loan disaster
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told this reporter that in 1986 an organisation
called Broken Dove procured real estate loans
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under the pretence of building housing
for the homeless
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and used the money to buy
transport planes for private enterprise. "
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"Active board members at the time
included businessmen Lukas Hart III
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and US senatorial candidate Bob Roberts. "
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So if you're hanging to the right
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You can vote for me
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It is your God-given right
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From sea to shining sea
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[Bugs] Roberts and Hart ripped off
savings and loans to buy planes.
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The money meant for low-income housing
went to buy planes to smuggle drugs.
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- This is an astonishing accusation.
- This is the smoking gun. He's going down.
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Together we'll be strong
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If the majors pick up this story,
I'll be surprised. I don't expect they will.
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I have a contact at a TV station in Harrisburg.
Maybe he'll run it. This could be big.
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I gotta go. You keep that.
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[Whistling]
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[Rapturous cheering]
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How about a big hand for Clarissa Flan?
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[Audience chanting]
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Thanks, Clarrie.
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- This next little ditty is dedicated to...
- Bob stinks!