:05:03
My roommate's boyfriend knows him.
:05:12
So when did you first hear this story?
:05:15
My friend heard it on the radio.
It's true.
:05:18
The babysitter roasted the kid
like it was a turkey.
:05:23
So what's the deal?
:05:24
You guys doing a page
on serial killers?
:05:27
Something like that.
:05:29
That's it. We're done.
:05:32
Thanks.
:05:34
-No problem.
-See ya.
:05:38
"See ya."
:05:41
Seems they're getting
younger everyday.
:05:46
Remember the baby alligator craze?
:05:51
When they got too big, they
were flushed down the toilet.
:05:54
They live in the sewers now.
Some of them are 30 feet long.
:05:58
-Where did this happen?
-In Miami.
:06:01
They went blind and albino
from living in the dark.
:06:05
It wasn't Miami. It was New York.
I read it in the paper.
:06:10
Well, then it must be true.
:06:13
Why would Danny and Diane both be
suffering from the same delusion...
:06:18
...in two cities over
1 000 miles apart?
:06:21
Let's face it, folks.
:06:24
There are no alligators...
:06:25
...in the sewers.
:06:27
No, it's round the campfire.
:06:30
It's bedtime stories.
:06:32
See, these stories are...
:06:35
...modern oral folklore...
:06:38
...the unselfconscious reflection
of the fears of urban society.
:06:43
That's lunch.