:01:02
- What was her last name?
- What's that?
:01:05
It's an old address book I found in
a coat I haven't worn in a coon's age.
:01:09
- What was that name?
- What the fuck was I talkin' about?
:01:12
You said "True Blue"
was about a guy--
:01:15
a sensitive girl
who meets a nice guy...
:01:17
but "Like A Virgin"
was a metaphor for big dicks.
:01:19
Let me tell you what
"Like A Virgin" is about.
:01:22
It's all about this cooze
who's a regular fuck machine.
:01:25
I'm talkin' morning, day,
night, afternoon...
:01:27
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick!
:01:30
- How many "dicks" is that?
- A lot.
:01:32
Then one day, she meets
this John Holmes motherfucker.
:01:35
It's like, "Whoa, baby." He's like
Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape."
:01:39
He's diggin' tunnels.
Now she's gettin' serious dick action.
:01:42
She's feelin' somethin' she ain't
felt since forever: pain, pain.
:01:46
Chew? Toby Chew?
:01:48
It hurts. It hurts her.
:01:50
It shouldn't hurt her.
Her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now.
:01:53
But when this cat
fucks her, it hurts.
:01:55
It hurts just like it did
the first time.
:01:58
You see, the pain
is reminding a fuck machine...
:02:01
what it was once like
to be a virgin.
:02:03
Hence, "Like A Virgin."
:02:07
Wong.
:02:08
-Give me that fuckin' thing.
-What in hell do you think you're doin'?
:02:13
I'm sick of hearin' it, Joe.
I'll give it back to you when we leave.
:02:16
What do you mean, when we leave?
Give me it back now!
:02:18
For the past 15 minutes now,
you've been droning on about names.
:02:22
"Toby. Toby?
:02:25
Toby? Toby Wong.
:02:27
Toby Wong? Toby Wong.
:02:29
Toby Chung fuckin' Charlie Chan."
:02:32
I've got Madonna's big dick
comin' out of my left ear...
:02:34
and Toby the Jap-- I don't know what--
comin' out of my right.
:02:38
Give me that book.
:02:41
Are you gonna put it away?
:02:43
I'm gonna do whatever
the fuck I want with it.
:02:46
Well, then I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to keep it.
:02:49
Hey, Joe,
want me to shoot this guy?
:02:51
Shit.
:02:52
You shoot me in a dream,
you better wake up and apologize.