:04:04
All right, everybody cough up
some green for the little lady.
:04:12
Come on, throw in a buck.
:04:14
I don't tip.
:04:16
- You don't tip?
- I don't believe in it.
:04:18
You don't believe in tipping?
:04:20
Do you know what these chicks make?
They make shit.
:04:24
If she don't make enough money,
she can quit.
:04:27
I don't even know a fuckin' Jew
who'd have the balls to say that.
:04:30
Let me get this straight.
You don't ever tip, huh?
:04:33
I don't tip because
society says I have to.
:04:35
If they really put forth the effort,
I'll give 'em somethin' extra.
:04:40
But this tipping automatically,
it's for the birds.
:04:44
As far as I'm concerned,
they're just doin' their job.
:04:46
- This girl was nice.
- She was okay.
:04:48
- She wasn't anything special.
- What's special?
:04:50
Take you in the back
and suck your dick?
:04:55
I'd go over 12% for that.
:04:58
I ordered coffee, all right?
She's only filled my cup three times.
:05:02
I want it filled six times.
:05:04
Six times? Well, what if
she's too fuckin' busy?
:05:07
The words "too fuckin' busy"
shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary.
:05:10
Excuse me, Mr. Pink,
but the last fuckin' thing you need's...
:05:12
another cup of coffee.
:05:14
These ladies aren't starvin' to death.
They make minimum wage.
:05:18
I used to work minimum wage,
and when I did...
:05:20
I wasn't lucky enough to have a job
that society deemed tip-worthy.
:05:23
You don't care they're
countin' on your tips to live?
:05:27
You know what this is?
:05:29
The world's smallest violin,
playin' just for the waitresses.
:05:32
You don't have any idea
what you're talkin' about.
:05:35
These people bust their ass.
This is a hard job.
:05:39
So's working at McDonald's,
but you don't feel the need to tip them.
:05:42
They're servin' you food,
but society says...
:05:45
"Don't tip these guys over here,
but tip these guys." That's bullshit.
:05:48
Waitressing is
the number-one occupation...
:05:50
for female non-college graduates
in this country.
:05:53
It's the one job basically
any woman can get and make a living on.
:05:57
The reason is
because of their tips.