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when their bitches get 'em home
they chill the fuck out.
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- Not these guys.
- Oh, yeah. Those guys too.
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Tell you guys a story.
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In one of Daddy's clubs there's
a black cocktail waitress named Elois.
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- Elois?
- Yeah, Elois.
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E and Lois.
We called her Lady E.
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Where was she from?
Compton?
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She's from Ladora Heights.
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Ladora Heights.
The black Beverly Hills.
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It's not
the black Beverly Hills.
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It's the black Palos Verdes.
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Anyway...
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Lady E, she was a man-eater-upper.
Un-fuckin'-believable.
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Every guy who ever saw her
had to jack off to her at least once.
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You know who she looked like?
Christie Love.
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Remember that TV show
Get Christie Love...
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about the black female cop?
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She always used to say,
"You're under arrest, sugar! "
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- Who played Christie Love?
- Pam Grier.
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No, it wasn't Pam Grier.
Pam Grier was the other one.
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Pam Grier did the film.
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Christie Love was like
a Pam Grier TV show without Pam Grier.
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- So, who was Christie Love?
- How should I know?
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Great. Now I'm totally
fuckin' tortured.
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Whoever it was,
she looked exactly like Elois.
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Anne Francis.
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No. That was Honey West.
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Anne Francis is white.
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I'm tryin' to tell a story here.
She looked exactly like Elois.
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We come into the club
one night...
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and there's Carlos,
the bartender.
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He's a wetback.
He's a friend of mine.
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I says to him,
"Carlos, where's Lady E tonight?"
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Apparently Lady E...
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was married to real piece
of dog shit, a real animal.
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He used to do things to her.
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Like what?
What would he do?
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Beat her up?
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I don't know.
He just did things.
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So anyway, one night
she plays it real cool.
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She waits for him to get drunk.
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He falls asleep
on the fuckin' couch.
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She sneaks up on him,
puts some glue on his dick...