1:15:00
Pam Grier did the film.
1:15:02
Christie Love was like
a Pam Grier TV show without Pam Grier.
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- So, who was Christie Love?
- How should I know?
1:15:09
Great. Now I'm totally
fuckin' tortured.
1:15:11
Whoever it was,
she looked exactly like Elois.
1:15:14
Anne Francis.
1:15:16
No. That was Honey West.
1:15:19
Anne Francis is white.
1:15:20
I'm tryin' to tell a story here.
She looked exactly like Elois.
1:15:24
We come into the club
one night...
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and there's Carlos,
the bartender.
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He's a wetback.
He's a friend of mine.
1:15:32
I says to him,
"Carlos, where's Lady E tonight?"
1:15:36
Apparently Lady E...
1:15:38
was married to real piece
of dog shit, a real animal.
1:15:41
He used to do things to her.
1:15:43
Like what?
What would he do?
1:15:45
Beat her up?
1:15:47
I don't know.
He just did things.
1:15:49
So anyway, one night
she plays it real cool.
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She waits for him to get drunk.
1:15:55
He falls asleep
on the fuckin' couch.
1:15:58
She sneaks up on him,
puts some glue on his dick...
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and glues his dick
to his belly.
1:16:06
Jesus Christ!
1:16:07
I'm serious, man.
I'm dead serious.
1:16:10
They had to call the paramedics
to cut the prick loose.
1:16:15
Was he all pissed off?
1:16:18
How would you feel if you had to do
a fuckin' handstand to take a piss?
1:16:27
You guys like to tell jokes
and giggle and kid around, huh?
1:16:30
Giggling like a bunch of girls
in the schoolyard.
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Well, let me tell a joke.
1:16:36
Five guys
sittin' in a bullpen...
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San Quentin...
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wonderin' how the fuck
they got there.
1:16:44
"What did we do wrong?
What shouldn't we have done?
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It's your fault, his fault--"
1:16:49
All that bullshit.
1:16:51
Finally somebody says...
1:16:52
"Wait a minute.
1:16:55
While we were
planning this caper...
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we just sat around
tellin' fuckin' jokes."
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