:40:01
Oh, mercy. We never know
when we have a good thing.
:40:05
We always have to ruin it.
:40:08
l know exactly how you feel.
:40:11
The earthly paradise known as woman.
:40:14
All we'll ever know of heaven.
:40:18
All we need know of hell.
:40:22
l made love to a woman tonight
that was sheer perfection.
:40:25
lt was in a brothel, but somehow this one
didn't have that used, jaded quality.
:40:30
l never do it with whores.
You start out with a burning desire...
:40:34
..and end up the next day with a burning
sensation, if you know what l mean.
:40:39
Yes, but this one was so irresistible.
:40:42
Sweet and innocent.
:40:45
But under the sheets... a tigress.
:40:49
A violent, screaming,
passionate jungle cat.
:40:55
- You mean a good actress.
- She swore not.
:40:59
Well, you're very young,
my friend. Very naive.
:41:03
- She dug her nails into my back.
- l'm sure.
:41:06
And then she yelled ''Don't stop!''
:41:08
Yes. And stuck her tongue
inside my mouth and wiggled it around.
:41:12
l'm sure it was well worth the $20.
:41:15
20? l paid her 700.
:41:18
Yeah. Yeah, sure. Tell me another one.
:41:21
l'm afraid you've never
made love with a sword-swallower.
:41:27
l beg your pardon?
:41:31
She claims she never took money before.
lf she was acting, she should win a prize.
:41:36
lt's true l put on a heroic performance,
if l do say so myself.
:41:40
She brought out the stallion in me.
:41:42
And when she said she loved it,
l believe she was sincere.
:41:46
l think she's got a lover who doesn't
service her too well, you know?
:41:50
Some poor clown.
:41:52
But l showed her
what a good one felt like.
:41:58
What's wrong? You look incredulous.