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People wish to kill you.
:21:03
Anyone who's met you,
I imagine.

:21:06
A disguise is necessary
to protect us all.

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Now, while you are here,
you will conduct yourself as a nun.

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Only I will know who
and what you truly are.

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You will draw no attention
to yourself whatsoever.

:21:16
But look at me! I'm a nun.
I'm a-- I'm a penguin!

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As from now and until you leave,
you are Sister Mary Clarence.

:21:28
Mary Clarence? Like-Like Clarence
Williams III from The Mod Squad?

:21:32
Mary is in deference
to our Holy Mother.

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The Clarence is in honour
of St Clarence of Concordia.

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There are three vows
every nun must accept.

:21:40
- The vow of poverty.
- Mmm.

:21:41
- The vow of obedience.
- Mm-hmm.

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- And the vow of chastity.
- I am out of here with that.

:21:46
Oh, oh, man.
:21:47
It is necessary to eat--
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- Good afternoon, Sisters.
- Good afternoon.

:21:53
I apologize
for my tardiness.

:21:55
I would like you to welcome
a new member to our house.

:21:58
Sister Mary Clarence.
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Mary Clarence comes to us from
a somewhat progressive convent.

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However, she's eager to embrace
a more disciplined life,

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and I am sure will make every
effort to conform to our ways.

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I'll do my best.
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- Would you like to be seated?
- Thank you.

:22:34
- Yes, Mary Patrick?
- Reverend Mother,

:22:37
on behalf of all the Sisters
here at St Katherine's,

:22:39
I'd like to offer a great big hi there
and hello to Sister Mary Clarence. Hi.

:22:44
And as part of the welcome,
I thought that maybe...

:22:46
our new sister could offer
today's blessing.

:22:49
That is very thoughtful of you,
Mary Patrick, but I really--

:22:52
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I can--
I can do that. Uh, sure.

:22:55
Oh, fudge.
Uh, bless us, O Lord,

:22:58
for these Thy gifts which
we're about to receive.


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