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:20:02
I mean, do you get that?
I'm the good guy.

:20:04
I mean, I saw a guy
get his face blown off.

:20:06
So why don't you just
give me the key to my room?

:20:09
I'll lay low. You stay out of my face,
I'll stay out of your face.

:20:12
And I will commune my little
black ass in that room.

:20:14
Can you handle that?
:20:18
- I think it's a very good idea.
- Thank you.

:20:21
Well, it's almost lunchtime.
:20:24
Perhaps you'd like
to freshen up.

:20:26
And you'll certainly
want to change.

:20:29
I just hope you don't think I'm gonna
wear what I wore in Catholic school.

:20:32
No, siree. No ugly
green jumpers for me.

:20:34
And those stupid
clunky shoes.

:20:36
Oh, with this gold thing-- Could
you have it dry-cleaned for me?

:20:40
Open the cabinet to your left.
You will filnd suitable attire.

:20:44
Oh, cool.
:20:54
Oh, no. No, no, no,
I can't do this. I'm sorry.

:20:57
This is filne for covering a little
bulge, but now I've got holster hips.

:21:01
People wish to kill you.
:21:03
Anyone who's met you,
I imagine.

:21:06
A disguise is necessary
to protect us all.

:21:08
Now, while you are here,
you will conduct yourself as a nun.

:21:11
Only I will know who
and what you truly are.

:21:13
You will draw no attention
to yourself whatsoever.

:21:16
But look at me! I'm a nun.
I'm a-- I'm a penguin!

:21:19
As from now and until you leave,
you are Sister Mary Clarence.

:21:28
Mary Clarence? Like-Like Clarence
Williams III from The Mod Squad?

:21:32
Mary is in deference
to our Holy Mother.

:21:34
The Clarence is in honour
of St Clarence of Concordia.

:21:38
There are three vows
every nun must accept.

:21:40
- The vow of poverty.
- Mmm.

:21:41
- The vow of obedience.
- Mm-hmm.

:21:42
- And the vow of chastity.
- I am out of here with that.

:21:46
Oh, oh, man.
:21:47
It is necessary to eat--
:21:50
- Good afternoon, Sisters.
- Good afternoon.

:21:53
I apologize
for my tardiness.

:21:55
I would like you to welcome
a new member to our house.

:21:58
Sister Mary Clarence.

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