:03:00
Try to find someone
who looks like me this time.
:03:03
That last guy was a joke.
:03:08
Ladies and gentlemen, here he is...
:03:11
...the President of the United States.
:03:25
God bless you. Thank you.
:03:28
Welcome to Durenberger's, Mr. President.
:03:30
Thank you, one and all.
:03:32
Let me just say,
from one chief executive to another...
:03:35
...that there is no Chevrolet
like Durenberger's Community Chevrolet.
:03:41
Thank you, Mr. President.
:03:43
That's not the president, is it?
:03:45
I sure hope not.
:03:46
I have the feeling that when people
find out about the $500 cash rebate...
:03:51
...on all Geo Storms
and Geo Storm convertibles...
:03:54
...that you'll be even busier than I am.
:03:56
You said it, Mr. President.
:03:59
I could veto this Simpson-Gardner thing
if I wanted to, but I don't.
:04:03
Do you know why?
:04:06
It's got homeless shelters...
:04:08
...and Head Start centers...
:04:10
...and....
:04:12
Hot lunches.
:04:13
Hot lunches for little kiddies.
:04:16
If I kill it, I'm going to look like a prick.
:04:20
I don't want to look like a prick.
:04:22
I want you to look like pricks.
:04:25
But, sir, we tried to kill it.
:04:28
Twice.
:04:29
I don't think so. If you killed it,
it would be dead.
:04:33
When I kill something...
:04:35
...it always dies.
:04:37
-Doesn't it, Bob?
-Always did.
:04:40
Mr. President, with all the work
your wife does with the homeless--
:04:43
My wife.
:04:46
I don't want you to do this
because you're forced to.
:04:49
I want you to do this because you want to.
:04:53
I want you to do it
because it's the right thing to do.
:04:56
Do it because you're acting
in the best interests of your country.