:01:45
Women--they're one
of life's great mysteries.
:01:48
To some guys, women are
like a big jigsaw puzzle...
:01:51
with pieces
that just don't fit.
:01:54
They think the soul
of a woman is darker...
:01:56
than a back alley...
:01:57
and more tangled
than a telephone cord...
:01:59
and colder than
an Eskimo Pie in Anchorage.
:02:02
But those guys
don't even have a clue.
:02:04
You know women
the way I do...
:02:06
you know exactly
what makes them tick...
:02:09
what makes them hum...
:02:11
what makes them jiggle
up and down when they walk.
:02:14
There are two kinds
of women in this world...
:02:16
and I've known them both.
:02:17
One will take you
for a fast ride...
:02:19
on a bumpy road
with no seat belt.
:02:22
The other kind
is always--
:02:24
Knock off
the chatter, will you?
:02:26
I'm just trying
to keep you awake, Arch.
:02:28
I'm awake.
:02:29
Where the hell do you come up
with all that crap about women?
:02:33
It's true.
Women are an open book.
:02:36
If you know how
to read them, though...
:02:37
you can always tell the rotten
apples from the peaches.
:02:41
Are you kidding?
:02:42
I would stake my career on it.
:02:44
Anybody ever proves me wrong,
I'll throw away my badge.
:02:49
Damn, I hate stakeouts.
:02:51
What makes you think
that lowlife crook...
:02:53
is going to show up here?
:02:55
Logic. Knocked off
all those banks.
:02:58
He's got cash.
:02:59
He's going to
want to spend it.