Fatal Instinct

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Women--they're one
of life's great mysteries.

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To some guys, women are
like a big jigsaw puzzle...

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with pieces
that just don't fit.

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They think the soul
of a woman is darker...

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than a back alley...

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and more tangled
than a telephone cord...

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and colder than
an Eskimo Pie in Anchorage.

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But those guys
don't even have a clue.

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You know women
the way I do...

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you know exactly
what makes them tick...

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what makes them hum...

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what makes them jiggle
up and down when they walk.

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There are two kinds
of women in this world...

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and I've known them both.

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One will take you
for a fast ride...

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on a bumpy road
with no seat belt.

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The other kind
is always--

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Knock off
the chatter, will you?

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I'm just trying
to keep you awake, Arch.

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I'm awake.

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Where the hell do you come up
with all that crap about women?

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It's true.
Women are an open book.

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If you know how
to read them, though...

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you can always tell the rotten
apples from the peaches.

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Are you kidding?

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I would stake my career on it.

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Anybody ever proves me wrong,
I'll throw away my badge.

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Damn, I hate stakeouts.

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What makes you think
that lowlife crook...

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is going to show up here?

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Logic. Knocked off
all those banks.

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He's got cash.

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He's going to
want to spend it.