Last Action Hero
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1:01:13
How did you know
there was a guy in there?

1:01:16
There always is. It costs me
a fortune in closet doors.

1:01:21
Like in "Slater II -
The Sagittarius Strangler".

1:01:24
Soon you will meet the Madigan
Strangler. I just got fired.

1:01:29
What you find so entertaining is my life.
I am not even a cop anymore.

1:01:35
He only took your badge, because you
destroyed more of the city than usual.

1:01:41
Jack, you are everybody's hero.
It will all be okay again. Trust me.

1:01:47
No, Danny. It is getting harder.
I only wanted to be a decent cop.

1:01:55
But I kept getting involved
in crazy adventures.

1:01:59
But the craziest part is,
I kept surviving.

1:02:03
These are the sequels.
They have to get harder.

1:02:09
Look on the good side.
You have a great daughter.

1:02:13
And your ex-wife would not call
if she did not want you back.

1:02:17
Do you think she cannot tell
the real voice from a taped one?

1:02:22
I pay a cashier to call me at work,
so the guys think I have a life.

1:02:29
My ex-wife is happily remarried.
She never calls.

1:02:35
And Whitney. Why can she not be
a normal teenager?

1:02:40
On prom night she stays home
to field strip an AK-47.

1:02:44
She will die a young maid.
I am going to buy it soon, too.

1:02:51
No way. You cannot die
until the grosses go down.

1:02:57
Vivaldi said something would
happen at a funeral.


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