Last Action Hero
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1:02:03
These are the sequels.
They have to get harder.

1:02:09
Look on the good side.
You have a great daughter.

1:02:13
And your ex-wife would not call
if she did not want you back.

1:02:17
Do you think she cannot tell
the real voice from a taped one?

1:02:22
I pay a cashier to call me at work,
so the guys think I have a life.

1:02:29
My ex-wife is happily remarried.
She never calls.

1:02:35
And Whitney. Why can she not be
a normal teenager?

1:02:40
On prom night she stays home
to field strip an AK-47.

1:02:44
She will die a young maid.
I am going to buy it soon, too.

1:02:51
No way. You cannot die
until the grosses go down.

1:02:57
Vivaldi said something would
happen at a funeral.

1:03:01
We should look into
this funeral.

1:03:04
Whatever.
1:03:06
Jack, it is a funeral
for a guy named Fart.

1:03:10
Funeral?
1:03:12
Someone tried to kill Torelli,
but hit Leo the Fart instead, right?

1:03:19
Wrong. Did Benedict take the shot?
Most likely. Would he miss? No way.

1:03:26
- Unless he wanted to miss.
- Did he mean to miss? Why?

1:03:32
Because Leo the Fart was
very, very fat. Get it?

1:03:37
No, I do not.
1:03:38
They broke in, cut Leo open
and stuffed him with T.N.T.

1:03:43
He goes off at the funeral and
takes out the whole Torelli mob.

1:03:49
That is what this is all about.
Vivaldi will blow up that funeral.

1:03:54
It would not be a bomb. We have had
a dozen explosions in this movie.

1:03:59
Do not start that again.

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