Last Action Hero
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1:56:01
I would love to... You have
your whole life ahead of you.

1:56:07
And pimples
and premature ejaculation.

1:56:14
- What?
- It is just...

1:56:18
I am scared that I will
never see you again.

1:56:23
Whoever thinks that would be
making a big mistake.

1:56:36
Get out of the way.
Do you want a doctor?

1:56:39
Get out of the way.
I am a doctor.

1:56:42
What happened?
1:56:52
Is this a joke?
This is not even a flesh wound.

1:57:15
Where the hell have you been?
1:57:16
Where the hell have you been?
1:57:19
It is working again.
1:57:22
That door is coming out of
your meagre paycheck!

1:57:25
I have the Eagle Foundation doing
a tango up my Hershey Highway!

1:57:29
I do not care about your highway.
And stop shouting. I am not deaf!

1:57:36
You shout because it is in the script.
You are the comic relief.

1:57:41
And do you know what?
I am the hero. So shut up!!

1:57:49
Hollywood writes our lives.
1:57:52
I do not want to shoot people
and blow up buildings anymore.

1:57:57
You did get to be a magician, Nick.
It really does work.


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