Mrs. Doubtfire

1:00:04

Back off, asshole!

1:00:06

Beat it!

1:00:10

Broke my bag, the bastard.

1:00:20

Lover boy's here.

1:00:23

What a beautiful little car for Don Juan.

1:00:30

So sad when that happens!

1:00:33

It was our junior year in college, and your
mother got asked to design this big float.

1:00:40

- I wasn't thatyoung.
- I went to kiss her...

1:00:43

Elastic bands were flying out everywhere.
Hit you in the face.

1:00:47

- That's not true!
- It was like Jaws.

1:00:50

- Isn't that the pretty picture!
- Oh. Mrs Doubtfire.

1:00:54

Miranda. What a pleasant surprise
to see you home so early, dear.

1:00:58

- And who is your gentleman caller?
- This is Stu.

1:01:01

- He just wanted to come and meet the kids.
- Oh, did he?

1:01:05

Ah, this must be the famous Mrs Doubtfire.

1:01:08

It's a pleasure to meetyou.

1:01:11

Yes, well... Miranda's been raving aboutyou.

1:01:14

- Odd. She's never mentioned you.
- No?

1:01:17

- No.
- Well... It's good to meetyou.

1:01:20

- You, too.
- Yes.

1:01:23

I have a home in London. I was born there.
What part of England are you from?

1:01:27

- Here and there, dear. All over, really.
- Yes?

1:01:32

- Accent's a little kind of... muddled.
- Really? So is your tan.

1:01:38

Dear, can you help me with something?
I found this outside.

1:01:42

Yes. This is off my Mercedes.

1:01:44

Off your Mercedes, dear?
You own that big, expensive car out there?

1:01:49

Oh, dear. They say a man
who has to buy a big car like that

1:01:52

is compensating for smaller genitals.

1:01:55

But not in your case, cos I see
that you're a strapping lad, aren'tya?

1:01:59

- It was lovely to meetyou.
- You too, dear.