Mrs. Doubtfire

1:01:01

- He just wanted to come and meet the kids.
- Oh, did he?

1:01:05

Ah, this must be the famous Mrs Doubtfire.

1:01:08

It's a pleasure to meetyou.

1:01:11

Yes, well... Miranda's been raving aboutyou.

1:01:14

- Odd. She's never mentioned you.
- No?

1:01:17

- No.
- Well... It's good to meetyou.

1:01:20

- You, too.
- Yes.

1:01:23

I have a home in London. I was born there.
What part of England are you from?

1:01:27

- Here and there, dear. All over, really.
- Yes?

1:01:32

- Accent's a little kind of... muddled.
- Really? So is your tan.

1:01:38

Dear, can you help me with something?
I found this outside.

1:01:42

Yes. This is off my Mercedes.

1:01:44

Off your Mercedes, dear?
You own that big, expensive car out there?

1:01:49

Oh, dear. They say a man
who has to buy a big car like that

1:01:52

is compensating for smaller genitals.

1:01:55

But not in your case, cos I see
that you're a strapping lad, aren'tya?

1:01:59

- It was lovely to meetyou.
- You too, dear.

1:02:02

- Mrs Doubtfire, may I speak with you?
- Ooh, certainly, dear.

1:02:06

Could you stay
a few extra hours this evening?

1:02:09

Stu. That's more of a thick soup
than a name, really.

1:02:13

It's a name. It's short for Stuart.

1:02:16

- Is it?
- Yes. He's a client. And a friend.

1:02:19

- He was a friend. He is a friend.
- What is he?

1:02:21

- I don't know what's happening.
- What is it, dear?

1:02:24

- Isn't he fabulous?
- Kind of, dear.

1:02:27

If you like that handsome, rugged type.

1:02:29

But personally I prefer short, furry and funny.

1:02:33

He just wants to go out and have a drink.

1:02:35

- I thinkthat's pretty harmless. Don'tyou?
- Absolutely not, dear.

1:02:39

- They always have other intentions.
- This is business, mostly.

1:02:43

I'll just sip club soda
and we'll go over wallpaper samples.

1:02:46

Dear Miranda. Wake up
and smell the coffee, dear.

1:02:49

Can't you see the lust in that man's eyes?

1:02:52

It's too soon, dear. Really.

1:02:55

You've got to give your divorce time.

1:02:57

Let your sheets cool down before you bring
someone else into the bed. All right?