:06:00
Does she like you?
:06:02
I dunno - you'd better ask 'er.
:06:05
Most people don't.
:06:06
Do you find she's at all jealous of you?
:06:18
So, I dunno, would you describe yourself as a happy little person?
:06:21
Yeah, I'm the life and soul
:06:26
Have you ever thought, right
:06:27
I mean, you don't know,
:06:29
but you may already 'ave had
:06:30
the happiest moment in your whole fuckin' life
:06:33
and all you've got to look forward to is sickness
:06:35
and purgatory?
:06:38
Oh, shit!
:06:41
Well, I just live from day to day, meself.
:06:45
I tend to skip a day now and again - you know what I mean?
:06:48
I used to be a werewolf,
:06:49
- But I'm all right noowwww!!
- Oh, fuckin' 'ell !!
:06:53
I bet they're 'appy, eh?
:06:55
All they gotta do is sit round, howlin' at the moon.
:06:58
It's better than standin' on the cheesy fuckin' thing. Know what I mean?
:07:01
I mean, tossin' all these satellites and shuttles out into the cosmos -
:07:04
what do they think they're gonna find up there that they can't find down 'ere?
:07:06
They think if they piss high enough,
:07:08
they're gonna come across the monkey with the beard and the crap ideas,
:07:11
and it's like, 'Oh! There you are Captain!
:07:14
I mean , are you busy, because I've got a few fundamental questions for you!'
:07:17
Are you with me?
:07:19
Yeah, 'cos let's face it, right, what are rockets?
:07:23
I mean, they're just , big metal pricks!
:07:27
You know, I mean, the bastards aren't satisfied with fuckin' the earth up -
:07:31
they've gotta fuck space an' all.
:07:33
Will you tell me something, love?
:07:36
Are you aware of the effect you have on the average
:07:40
mammalian, Mancunian,
:07:42
X-Y-ly-chromosome, slavering, lusty male member
:07:46
of the species?
:07:49
- Yeah
- I thought so.