:05:01
D'you want a cuppa tea?
:05:04
So are you Louise's boyfriend?
:05:06
No.
:05:09
Oh, right. What, you're just like a mate?
:05:10
Primate
:05:11
You must be the missing link then
:05:13
Yeah, that's me
:05:16
You're not gonna tell me your name?
:05:18
No.
:05:20
I'm not gonna tell you mine neither
:05:21
All right, we'll be strangers
:05:24
- I see your boomerang came back then, love
- It's not my fuckin' boomerang
:05:27
What about the old diminishing pachyderm formation there?
:05:30
No, that's all Sandra's collection
:05:32
She's in Zimbabwe at the moment.
:05:34
And fuck knows what she's gonna bring back from there
:05:37
Pellagra or hepatitis B or something.
:05:40
She's with her boyfriend
:05:50
So how is Louise?
:05:53
I dunno.
I don't know 'er as well as you.
:05:56
D'you get on with 'er?
:05:57
We've been out a couple o' times.
:06:00
Does she like you?
:06:02
I dunno - you'd better ask 'er.
:06:05
Most people don't.
:06:06
Do you find she's at all jealous of you?
:06:18
So, I dunno, would you describe yourself as a happy little person?
:06:21
Yeah, I'm the life and soul
:06:26
Have you ever thought, right
:06:27
I mean, you don't know,
:06:29
but you may already 'ave had
:06:30
the happiest moment in your whole fuckin' life
:06:33
and all you've got to look forward to is sickness
:06:35
and purgatory?
:06:38
Oh, shit!
:06:41
Well, I just live from day to day, meself.
:06:45
I tend to skip a day now and again - you know what I mean?
:06:48
I used to be a werewolf,
:06:49
- But I'm all right noowwww!!
- Oh, fuckin' 'ell !!
:06:53
I bet they're 'appy, eh?
:06:55
All they gotta do is sit round, howlin' at the moon.
:06:58
It's better than standin' on the cheesy fuckin' thing. Know what I mean?