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and every poxy pork pie.
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And every fuckin' bar code is divided into two parts by three markers.
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And those three markers are always represented by the number six.
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Six. Six. Six!
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Now what does it say? "No one shall be able to buy,
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or sell, without that mark."
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And now, what they're plannin' to do in order to eradicate all credit-card fraud,
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and in order to precipitate a totally cashless society,
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what they're plannin' to do, what they've already tested on the American troops,
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they're going to subcutaneously laser-tattoo that mark
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on to your right hand or on to your forehead.
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They're going to replace plastic with flesh. Fact!
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In the same book of Revelation, when the seven seals are broken open on the Day of Judgement,
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and the seven angels blow the trumpets, when the third angel blows 'er bugle,
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"Wormwood will fall from the sky.
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Wormwood will poison a third part of all the waters,
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and a third part of all the land, and many, many, many, people will die."
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Now, d'you know what the Russian translation for "wormwood" is?
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- No
- Chernobyl.
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Fact!
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On August the 18th, 1999,
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the planets of our solar system are going to line up into the shape of a cross.
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I don't believe in astrology.
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I'm not talking about astrology. I'm talking about astromony.
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They're going to line up in the fixed signs of Aquarius, Leo, Taurus,
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and Scorpio, which just happen to correspond with the four beasts of the Apocalypse,
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as mentioned in the Book of Daniel.
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Another fuckin' fact! D'you want me to go on?
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The end of the world is nigh, Bri. The game is up!
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I don't believe that.
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Life can't just come to a stop.
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All right, I'm not sayin' that life will end, or the world will end,
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or the universe will cease to exist.
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But Man will cease to exist.
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Just like the dinosaurs passed into extinction, the same thing'll happen to us.
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We're not fuckin' important. We're just a crap idea!
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I'm not gonna cease to exist.
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I'm gonna be here in the future.
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What is this fuckin' fixation with the future?!
:51:58
Listen pal, I've got chronic systolic palpitations