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the planets of our solar system are going to line up into the shape of a cross.
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I don't believe in astrology.
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I'm not talking about astrology. I'm talking about astromony.
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They're going to line up in the fixed signs of Aquarius, Leo, Taurus,
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and Scorpio, which just happen to correspond with the four beasts of the Apocalypse,
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as mentioned in the Book of Daniel.
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Another fuckin' fact! D'you want me to go on?
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The end of the world is nigh, Bri. The game is up!
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I don't believe that.
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Life can't just come to a stop.
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All right, I'm not sayin' that life will end, or the world will end,
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or the universe will cease to exist.
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But Man will cease to exist.
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Just like the dinosaurs passed into extinction, the same thing'll happen to us.
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We're not fuckin' important. We're just a crap idea!
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I'm not gonna cease to exist.
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I'm gonna be here in the future.
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What is this fuckin' fixation with the future?!
:51:58
Listen pal, I've got chronic systolic palpitations
:52:01
and acute fuckin' neuralgia!
:52:03
What about these toilets - can I smoke in 'ere?
:52:05
No, you fuckin' can't!
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Let me ask you a question.
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Have you ever had the sense that you've lived in a time different from this one?
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- What you mean like in a past life?
- Could be, yeah.
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Yeah, well, in my past life I was dead.
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Ah, well, you see - I wasn't.
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I know I was here in the past, before I was born.
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So I know I'm gonna be here in the future after I've died.
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I see.
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And in this alternative existence,
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did you still 'ave the same noxious body odour?
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There's no need to be personal. It's what I believe.
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Shall I tell you what I believe?
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You don't believe anything.
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Oh, I do, Brian.
:52:33
Yeah? What do you believe?
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Do you think the amoeba ever dreamed that it would evolve into the frog?
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Of course it didn't.
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And when that first frog shimmied out of the water and employed it's vocal chords
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in order to attract a mate or to retard a predator,
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do you think that that frog ever imagined that that incipient croak would evolve into
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all the languages of the world,
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into all the literature of the world?
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'Course it fuckin' didn't.
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And just as that froggy could never have possibly conceived of - of Shakespeare,
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we can never possibly imagine our destiny.