:08:00
Don't sprinkle the damn things!
Soak 'em!
:08:12
Hi.
:08:14
[Man ]All right, people, settle.
And... action!
:08:26
Wow!
Look at these camels!
:08:28
These are real camels!
:08:32
- Gosh, where'd they get real camels?.
- Hey, you!
:08:35
Move it outta here, huh?.
:08:42
Hey, Eddie! Come in here.
I got some great new stuff to show you.
:08:57
This is fantastic.
What are you gonna do with it?.
:08:59
- Probably file it away
and never see it again.
- Ah, it's such a waste.
:09:07
Why, if I had half the chance,
I could make an entire movie
using this stock footage.
:09:13
The story opens on these
mysterious explosions.
:09:16
Nobody knows what's causing them,
but it's upsetting all the buffalo.
:09:19
So the military are called in
to solve the mystery.
:09:22
- You forgot the octopus.
- No, no. I'm saving that
for my big underwater climax.
:09:26
[ Chuckling ]
:09:28
- [ Ringing ]
- Hello.
:09:32
[Woman ] They say he was a girl
trapped in a man's body.
:09:35
- I bet it hurt when
they cut his thing off.
- Ugh!
:09:39
What are you ladies
gabbin' about?.
:09:41
You know that Christine Jorgensen freak?.
He-- She-- It's in Variety.
:09:45
Some producer's
makin' a biopic.
:09:48
Really?. I didn't
read that story.
:09:53
Yes, I've got
Mr Edward Wood on the line.
:09:56
Could you please hold?.