:09:07
Why, if I had half the chance,
I could make an entire movie
using this stock footage.
:09:13
The story opens on these
mysterious explosions.
:09:16
Nobody knows what's causing them,
but it's upsetting all the buffalo.
:09:19
So the military are called in
to solve the mystery.
:09:22
- You forgot the octopus.
- No, no. I'm saving that
for my big underwater climax.
:09:26
[ Chuckling ]
:09:28
- [ Ringing ]
- Hello.
:09:32
[Woman ] They say he was a girl
trapped in a man's body.
:09:35
- I bet it hurt when
they cut his thing off.
- Ugh!
:09:39
What are you ladies
gabbin' about?.
:09:41
You know that Christine Jorgensen freak?.
He-- She-- It's in Variety.
:09:45
Some producer's
makin' a biopic.
:09:48
Really?. I didn't
read that story.
:09:53
Yes, I've got
Mr Edward Wood on the line.
:09:56
Could you please hold?.
:10:00
Mr Weiss?.
Ed Wood here.
:10:03
Listen, I heard about your
new project and I was curious
ifyou'd signed a directoryet.
:10:07
Oh, you haven't!
:10:09
Well, ifwe could get together,
I could explain to you...
:10:12
why I'm more qualified to direct
this than anyone else in town.
:10:17
Well, I'd rather not
go into that over the phone.
:10:20
All right.
Great!
:10:22
I'll see you then.
Bye!
:10:25
Eddie, I don't understand.
:10:27
Why are you the most qualified director
for the Christine Jorgensen story?.
:10:31
Oh, it's just hogwash, hon.
I had to get into the door somehow.
:10:33
[ Chuckles ]
:10:43
[Engine Knocking]
:10:46
[Sputtering]
:10:53
[Man ]
No, I loveyou likke a brother.
:10:55
No, no, no. No, no, no.
That's a fialsehood!