:44:02
Yeah!
Right out front.
:44:04
So, we gonna be
working together?.
:44:08
Really?.
Worst film you ever saw.
:44:11
Well, my next one
will be better.
:44:14
Hello. Hello.
:44:17
[ Sighs ]
I'm no good.
:44:21
Oh, Ed, it was just
one man's opinion.
:44:24
Bela needs a job.
I can't even get a film going.
:44:27
Of course I can't.
I made the worst movie of all time.
:44:30
Oh, that's ridiculous.
:44:33
All I wanna do
is tell stories.
:44:36
The things that I find interesting.
:44:39
Well, maybe you're not
studio kind of material.
:44:42
Maybe you just need
to raise the money yourself.
:44:47
The movie is called
Bride OfiThe Atom.
:44:50
It will star Bela Lugosi.
:44:53
There are quarter shares
available at $1 5,000 each.
:44:56
Yes, that's right.
The Bela Lugosi.
:44:59
He's still alive.
:45:02
Huh?. Is he available
Friday night?.
:45:05
Well, gee, I suppose so.
Why?.
:45:08
- [Laughter]
- ""Greetings, I am the Count."
:45:12
""Greetings, I am Slick Slomopavitz,
Seeker of Adventure.
:45:15
""Audience laughs, applauds.
'Say, that's a kooky place to sleep."'
:45:19
- ""It is my home."
- ""'Oh, tract housing, huh??' Laugh.
:45:23
- You need a new real estate agent."
- [Applause ]
:45:25
""I beg to differ.
:45:27
This casket incap--
incarpertate--"
:45:31
No, Bela,
that's ""incorporates."
:45:33
Look, why don't you just say,
""This casket has--"
:45:36
How do they expect a Hungarian
to pronounce this dialogue?.
:45:39
This-- This live television
is madness!
:45:42
Furthermore, I predict...
:45:44
by April 1 9, 1 970...
:45:47
I predict... men will
have colonized Mars.
:45:51
Millions of people
will live there.
:45:53
Wow!
Ain't that somethin'?.