:45:02
Huh?. Is he available
Friday night?.
:45:05
Well, gee, I suppose so.
Why?.
:45:08
- [Laughter]
- ""Greetings, I am the Count."
:45:12
""Greetings, I am Slick Slomopavitz,
Seeker of Adventure.
:45:15
""Audience laughs, applauds.
'Say, that's a kooky place to sleep."'
:45:19
- ""It is my home."
- ""'Oh, tract housing, huh??' Laugh.
:45:23
- You need a new real estate agent."
- [Applause ]
:45:25
""I beg to differ.
:45:27
This casket incap--
incarpertate--"
:45:31
No, Bela,
that's ""incorporates."
:45:33
Look, why don't you just say,
""This casket has--"
:45:36
How do they expect a Hungarian
to pronounce this dialogue?.
:45:39
This-- This live television
is madness!
:45:42
Furthermore, I predict...
:45:44
by April 1 9, 1 970...
:45:47
I predict... men will
have colonized Mars.
:45:51
Millions of people
will live there.
:45:53
Wow!
Ain't that somethin'?.
:46:00
And now we take you
to a castle in Transylvania.
:46:03
Watch out. The landlord's
a real pain in the neckk.
:46:08
[ Organ Playing Bach's
Toccata And Fugue In D Minor ]
:46:25
Greetings!
I am the Count!
:46:28
Greetings, pal! I'm Slick Slomopavitz,
Seeker of Adventure!
:46:33
- [Audience Laughing]
- Hey, what a kooky place to sleep.
:46:35
Kind of reminds me of my house.
What a dump!
:46:38
Some places got a Murphy bed;
this place got a Murphy shower.
:46:41
I still don't know where
to hang the towels.
:46:43
I beg to differ.
:46:45
Beg to differ?. A bloodsucker, right?.
I'm talkin' about my towels.
:46:50
[ Clears Throat ]
:46:54
Greetings!
I... am the Count.