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That is the very first time
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in the eons
that I have known you
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that I have ever
heard you complain,
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and now you're tired,
poor darling.
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"Born freak
can only go uphill."
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Freak shmeak!
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All of us are freaks
in one way or another.
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Try being born
a male Russian countess
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into a white, middle-class
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Baptist family in Mississippi
and you'll see what I mean.
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Well, I've always been proud
of the way nature singled me out.
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It's the people who have been
deformed by society I feel sorry for.
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I've been steady moving
for 11 years and some months.
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I think I should rest up
for a spell.
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I'm not as young
as I used to be.
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Shit, oh goodness!
You won't be 30 for another year
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and you're more
beautiful than ever.
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Does that mean you have
an assignment for me?
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You were
the Yoni Yum girl
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from... let's see...
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1965...
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through 1970.
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And you always
smelled so nice...
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like a little sister.
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I loathe the stink
of females.
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They're so sweet
the way god made them.
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Then they start
fooling around with men
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and soon they're stinking
like rotten mushrooms...
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like an excessively
chlorinated swimming pool,
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like a tuna fish's ree-tirement party.
They all stink...
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from the Queen of England
to Bonanza Jellybean... they stink!
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- Bonanza Jellybean?
- What?
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Oh...
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Jellybean...
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Well, she's a young thing
who works on my ranch.
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Anyway, my dear,
I am getting out of photography now
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and into watercolors.
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The exact man
that I have wanted you to meet,
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is my artist,
the watercolorist.
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- But Countess...
- No, no, no.
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Don't get agitated. I realize
that you have always avoided
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all but the most rudimentary
involvements with men
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and I might add,
you have been right.
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But what I am getting at,
is there comes a time