:13:02
like a little sister.
:13:05
I loathe the stink
of females.
:13:07
They're so sweet
the way god made them.
:13:09
Then they start
fooling around with men
:13:11
and soon they're stinking
like rotten mushrooms...
:13:14
like an excessively
chlorinated swimming pool,
:13:16
like a tuna fish's ree-tirement party.
They all stink...
:13:20
from the Queen of England
to Bonanza Jellybean... they stink!
:13:24
- Bonanza Jellybean?
- What?
:13:27
Oh...
:13:31
Jellybean...
:13:33
Well, she's a young thing
who works on my ranch.
:13:36
Anyway, my dear,
I am getting out of photography now
:13:39
and into watercolors.
:13:40
The exact man
that I have wanted you to meet,
:13:45
is my artist,
the watercolorist.
:13:48
- But Countess...
- No, no, no.
:13:50
Don't get agitated. I realize
that you have always avoided
:13:53
all but the most rudimentary
involvements with men
:13:55
and I might add,
you have been right.
:13:58
But what I am getting at,
is there comes a time
:14:00
when it is psychologically impossible
for a woman to lose her virginity.
:14:04
She can't wait too long,
you know?
:14:06
Now I'm not saying
that you must lose yours,
:14:10
but uh... just ponder it a bit,
that's all.
:14:13
Well, what makes you think
this watercolorist and I
:14:16
would develop
a romantic relationship?
:14:18
I can't be sure that it would,
:14:20
but what have you
got to lose?
:14:24
Well, okay, I'll try it...
:14:26
for you.
It seems kind of silly, though...
:14:30
me goin' out with an artist
in New York City.
:14:33
Oh good, good,
good, good!
:14:34
You'll enjoy it,
you'll see.
:14:36
Julian is a gentleman.
:14:39
And by the way, Sissy,
:14:42
he is a
full-blooded Indian.