:22:11
Sissy had crossed
the continent 400 times
:22:14
and passed everybody twice...
:22:16
but she had never
seen anything
:22:18
like what she had just
witnessed in Julian's apartment.
:22:21
Turning to the Countess'
for an explanation,
:22:23
she received instead,
another surprise.
:22:27
Sissy...
:22:29
Sissy, you can desist
from wearing paths
:22:33
in those
forgotten highways.
:22:35
The Countess
has arranged a job for you.
:22:37
And what a job.
:22:39
A job for me?
:22:41
I am once more about
to make advertising history.
:22:44
And only you, the original
Yoni Yum Dew girl
:22:47
could possibly assist me.
:22:49
"The Food and Drug Administration
said Wednesday,
:22:52
female deodorant sprays
may cause such harmful reactions
:22:56
as blisters,
burns, and rashes.
:22:59
Although FDA judges
that the reported reactions
:23:02
are not sufficient
to j-justify
:23:04
removal of these pr-products
from the market,
:23:06
they are sufficient
to warrant
:23:08
the proposed mandatory
label warnings."
:23:12
Shit, oh dear, it's enough
to make me asthmatic.
:23:14
The nerve of those twits.
What do they know about female odor?
:23:18
Don't interrupt...
:23:20
here's my concept.
:23:23
My little ranch out west,
:23:25
it's a beauty ranch.
:23:28
Well, it has a few head
of cattle
:23:30
for atmosphere
and tax purposes...
:23:31
but it is
a beauty ranch...
:23:34
a place where unhappy women,
divorcees, and widows mostly
:23:38
can go to lose weight,
:23:41
uh, remove wrinkles,
or change their hairstyle
:23:43
and pretty themselves up
for the next disappointment.
:23:46
My ranch is called
"The Rubber Rose,"
:23:49
after the "Rubber Rose"
douche bag.
:23:51
My own invention and,
bless its little red bladder,
:23:54
is the most popular
douche bag in the world.
:23:56
So, get this.
:23:59
It is on the migratory flight path
of the whooping crane.