:23:02
are not sufficient
to j-justify
:23:04
removal of these pr-products
from the market,
:23:06
they are sufficient
to warrant
:23:08
the proposed mandatory
label warnings."
:23:12
Shit, oh dear, it's enough
to make me asthmatic.
:23:14
The nerve of those twits.
What do they know about female odor?
:23:18
Don't interrupt...
:23:20
here's my concept.
:23:23
My little ranch out west,
:23:25
it's a beauty ranch.
:23:28
Well, it has a few head
of cattle
:23:30
for atmosphere
and tax purposes...
:23:31
but it is
a beauty ranch...
:23:34
a place where unhappy women,
divorcees, and widows mostly
:23:38
can go to lose weight,
:23:41
uh, remove wrinkles,
or change their hairstyle
:23:43
and pretty themselves up
for the next disappointment.
:23:46
My ranch is called
"The Rubber Rose,"
:23:49
after the "Rubber Rose"
douche bag.
:23:51
My own invention and,
bless its little red bladder,
:23:54
is the most popular
douche bag in the world.
:23:56
So, get this.
:23:59
It is on the migratory flight path
of the whooping crane.
:24:03
The last flock of wild
whooping cranes left in existence.
:24:08
Whooping cranes,
in case you didn't know it,
:24:10
are noted for their
mating dance.
:24:13
Now picture these birds
:24:16
doing their sex dance on TV...
:24:19
right there
on the home screen...
:24:21
creation's most elaborate
sex ritual,
:24:24
but clean and pure enough
to suit the Pope...
:24:30
with lovely Sissy Hankshaw
in the foreground...
:24:34
her white gown,
red hood attached,
:24:36
big, feathery sleeves,
trimmed in black.
:24:39
And then,
:24:41
in a very subdued imitation
of the female whooping crane,
:24:45
she dance-walks
over to a large nest
:24:50
where there sits...
:24:54
a can of Yoni Yum
and a can of Dew!
:24:56
Oh my very
goodness gracious!
:24:59
Grandiose, lyrical,