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I'm Miss Adrian
from the ranch.
:31:03
The Countess wrote me
that I should expect you.
:31:05
Oh, get in.
You must be exhausted.
:31:08
Uh, Donna, help
Ms. Hankshaw with her...
:31:11
...with her luggage.
:31:22
Twit.
You really ought to have phoned.
:31:25
We were just in Sisters
:31:27
escorting some guests
to the afternoon train.
:31:30
More guests leaving
ahead of schedule.
:31:33
Three checked out today.
:31:35
They decided to transfer
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to Elizabeth Arden's Main Chance Spa
in Phoenix, Arizona.
:31:42
It costs $250 a week more
than at the Rubber Rose.
:31:47
So, why are our guests leaving
and going to Elizabeth Arden's?
:31:51
I'll tell you why.
:31:53
It's that plague of cowgirls.
:31:56
I'd like to complain.
:31:58
Some of you cowgirls have been
sleeping two to a bunk again
:32:02
in violation of the agreement
that "crimes against nature,"
:32:06
are to be kept confined
to the hayloft.
:32:08
Yeah.
:32:10
Well, I don't care who sleeps with who
or where or how.
:32:13
But the moaners and the groaners
and the screamers
:32:16
ought to turn down
their volume
:32:18
'cause some of us
are trying to sleep...
:32:20
or meditate.
:32:22
I'd like to complain
about the food here.
:32:24
It's rotten to the core.
:32:27
Hallelujah, sister.
:32:29
They've gradually infiltrated
every sector of our program.
:32:32
The one named Debbie...
:32:34
she considers herself an expert
on diet and exercising.
:32:38
The ball...
:32:40
with Bonanza Jellybean's
permission
:32:42
- And against my explicit orders...
- Someday...
:32:44
she's been coercing
the guests
:32:46
into trying something
called Kundalini yoga.
:32:48
Do you know
what that is?
:32:50
It's trying
to mentally force
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a serpent of fire
to crawl up your spinal column.
:32:57
Humph.
:32:58
Oh, and there's
a new one.