:32:02
in violation of the agreement
that "crimes against nature,"
:32:06
are to be kept confined
to the hayloft.
:32:08
Yeah.
:32:10
Well, I don't care who sleeps with who
or where or how.
:32:13
But the moaners and the groaners
and the screamers
:32:16
ought to turn down
their volume
:32:18
'cause some of us
are trying to sleep...
:32:20
or meditate.
:32:22
I'd like to complain
about the food here.
:32:24
It's rotten to the core.
:32:27
Hallelujah, sister.
:32:29
They've gradually infiltrated
every sector of our program.
:32:32
The one named Debbie...
:32:34
she considers herself an expert
on diet and exercising.
:32:38
The ball...
:32:40
with Bonanza Jellybean's
permission
:32:42
- And against my explicit orders...
- Someday...
:32:44
she's been coercing
the guests
:32:46
into trying something
called Kundalini yoga.
:32:48
Do you know
what that is?
:32:50
It's trying
to mentally force
:32:53
a serpent of fire
to crawl up your spinal column.
:32:57
Humph.
:32:58
Oh, and there's
a new one.
:33:01
The one called
"del Ruby."
:33:04
- She has the goodwill of a scorpion.
- Whoa!
:33:07
The little barbarians are destroying
everything I've built,
:33:11
mocking all that the company
stands for.
:33:21
But now that the season
is practically over...
:33:25
we operate
April through September...
:33:28
and the Countess
is finally coming...
:33:33
I'll get those
little peckers.
:33:37
Our ranch has all the latest
in modern facilities.
:33:40
Guests can relax on our veranda
or swim in our pool,
:33:45
all in view of spectacular
Siwash Ridge.
:33:49
At the Rubber Rose Ranch,
:33:51
we prepare more than 850
lo-cal meals per day.
:33:55
Your attention...
:33:57
We have a facial wing
:33:59
and next to that
is the hair barn.