:33:01
The one called
"del Ruby."
:33:04
- She has the goodwill of a scorpion.
- Whoa!
:33:07
The little barbarians are destroying
everything I've built,
:33:11
mocking all that the company
stands for.
:33:21
But now that the season
is practically over...
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we operate
April through September...
:33:28
and the Countess
is finally coming...
:33:33
I'll get those
little peckers.
:33:37
Our ranch has all the latest
in modern facilities.
:33:40
Guests can relax on our veranda
or swim in our pool,
:33:45
all in view of spectacular
Siwash Ridge.
:33:49
At the Rubber Rose Ranch,
:33:51
we prepare more than 850
lo-cal meals per day.
:33:55
Your attention...
:33:57
We have a facial wing
:33:59
and next to that
is the hair barn.
:34:03
We have 15 hair experts
from all over the world.
:34:07
Up there is where
the fanny flab flies off
:34:11
at the rate of about
675 pounds a day.
:34:15
That's a lot
of salted ham, Sissy.
:34:18
- Wow, you're gonna make a movie.
- Hey, give me that!
:34:21
Ladies, as most of you
have been informed,
:34:23
one of the fringe benefits of your stay
here at the Rubber Rose Ranch
:34:27
is a rare opportunity
to get a look at the world's
:34:29
last surviving flock
of wild whooping cranes.
:34:32
They stop off here
twice a year
:34:34
at that marshy little lake
on the north end of the ranch
:34:36
and you're in luck
because even as I speak,
:34:38
the flock's
over there right now.
:34:40
Our special guest
Ms. Sissy H...
:34:43
uh, Ms. Sissy Hankshaw
is with us.
:34:49
Merciful Jesus,
they're murdering the guests!
:34:54
Es gibt soviele verschiedene farben
von erdäpfel hier in Amerika,
:34:57
in Deutschland
gibts nur eine sorte.
:34:59
Ja, ja, ja.