:01:01
Aw, man you could hawk one
of those ten feet, easy.
:01:04
No, no, no... it's better
to blow them out your nose.
:01:07
No, no, it's better to suck.
:01:09
Now, those are not
the best loogies.
:01:11
My cousin hawked a loogie
:01:12
from the top of the
Empire State Building.
:01:14
Hit a lady in the head.
Killed her.
:01:16
He's in prison now.
:01:17
In prison for snot.
:01:20
Boom, boom.
:01:24
Okay, you guys, come on.
:01:26
We place here
in the time capsule...
:01:27
The sacred shoe box.
:01:29
Okay, in the sacred shoe box,
:01:34
the things we do not understand,
:01:38
to be opened again when all
the mysteries of the universe
:01:41
have been revealed to us.
:01:44
Who's first? Kevin.
:01:50
I found it in my mom's secret
drawer, in this plastic box.
:02:03
I know what this is.
:02:04
It goes in the bottom of
the bathtub to stop the drain.
:02:07
No, it doesn't.
It's a diaphragm.
:02:08
It prevents the passage
of sperm into the uterus...
:02:11
in girls.
:02:12
How do you know that?
:02:14
I saw it on Nightline.
:02:16
I'm telling you, Frank,
:02:17
it goes in the bottom
of the bathtub.
:02:19
I think it's
a travel drinking cup.
:02:22
She'll never miss it.
:02:24
Wait, don't drink out of it
until we know what it is.
:02:26
Yeah.
:02:28
Brad.
:02:33
I found it in my sister's room.
:02:37
I believe it's
some kind of weapon.
:02:43
A picture of my dead mother.
:02:45
How come you're
putting it in the box?
:02:47
Because I don't know why
my dad keeps all of her pictures
:02:50
hidden in the attic, and tells
me she looked like Grace Kelley.
:02:55
Who's Grace Kelley?
:02:56
Oh, she was a very famous clown.
:02:59
She was a princess.