:59:00
People follow me inside to discover
what kind of ''brain food'' l eat.
:59:04
ln my day, it was flagpole-sitting
and swallowing goldfish.
:59:08
Last week alone,
l had 11 proposals of marriage.
:59:11
Perhaps you should
accept one of them.
:59:12
To think they unleash you
on those impressionable young minds.
:59:16
Why not ? He's 33 years old. Jesus
Christ had a girlfriend at 33 years old.
:59:20
- Look how that turned out.
- And he shared an office
with his father.
:59:22
l'm sure they're
all very nice girls.
:59:24
ln that case, perhaps l should
appear on a quiz show.
:59:26
The money, meanwhile,
no one knows what to do with it.
:59:30
Though every stockbroker
in New York seems eager to try.
:59:33
Why don't you just put it in
the bank ? That's what l've
always done with my prize money.
:59:37
No, it's just-- You don't
understand, Dad. There are
all sorts of tax implications.
:59:41
l think l can understand
the concept of taxes.
:59:44
- At this level,
it's a bit more complicated.
- And at my level ?
:59:48
l never thought of myself
having a level, Charlie.
What level might that be ?
:59:51
l mean, it's not as if the money fell
into my lap. l worked for it.
:59:55
- Work ? Oh-ho-ho-ho.
- Millions of people watch
the game shows, Dad.
:59:59
Then l suppose we've become
a nation of proctors.
1:00:02
- [ Dorothy ] Mark.
- Help me out here, Harvard.
1:00:04
Uh... claim victory
and depart the field.
1:00:08
- We don't have a television.
- [ Mark ] Why on earth
would we need a television ?
1:00:12
[ Rita ] How much money is it again ?
1:00:14
- What ?
- They don't have a television.
1:00:17
- You haven't seen the show ?
- We were supposed to watch it
the other night at Thurber's--
1:00:20
- Even Thurber has a television,
and he's blind.
- How much is it now, Charlie ?
1:00:25
- $122,000.
- What ?
1:00:28
- [ People Gasping ]
- She heard that all right.
1:00:35
Well.
1:00:38
''Some rise by sin
and some by virtue fall.''
1:00:42
Measure For Measure.
1:00:44
''To do a great right...
do a little wrong.''
1:00:48
- Merchant Of Venice.
- lt's this game our family plays.
1:00:52
''O what men dare do !
What men may do !
1:00:56
What men daily do,
not knowing what they do.''
1:00:59
Much Ado About Nothing. ''Things without
remedy should be without regard;