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- [ Dorothy ] Mark.
- Help me out here, Harvard.
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Uh... claim victory
and depart the field.
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- We don't have a television.
- [ Mark ] Why on earth
would we need a television ?
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[ Rita ] How much money is it again ?
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- What ?
- They don't have a television.
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- You haven't seen the show ?
- We were supposed to watch it
the other night at Thurber's--
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- Even Thurber has a television,
and he's blind.
- How much is it now, Charlie ?
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- $122,000.
- What ?
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- [ People Gasping ]
- She heard that all right.
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Well.
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''Some rise by sin
and some by virtue fall.''
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Measure For Measure.
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''To do a great right...
do a little wrong.''
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- Merchant Of Venice.
- lt's this game our family plays.
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''O what men dare do !
What men may do !
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What men daily do,
not knowing what they do.''
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Much Ado About Nothing. ''Things without
remedy should be without regard;
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what's done is done.''
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''Things without all remedy.''
Macbeth.
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[ Dorothy ] ''How the ill white hairs
become a fool and jester.''
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- Now, Professor, open your presents.
- [ People Laughing ]
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- Well, what have we here ?
- [ John ] After-shave.
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- Awww.
- [ People Laugh ]
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Uh-huh.
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- [ People Clapping ]
- Oh, now !
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- Oh, my God ! How swell !
- [ Chuckles ]
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l guess l'm surrounded.
Thank you, Charlie.
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l-l thought
you might like it, Dad.
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So do you remember
Herbert Stempel ?
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Remember him ?
l still can't believe l beat him.
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Stempel tells me that Dan Enright
made him take a dive from the show.