:00:22
And they wonder why
those of us in our twenties...
:00:24
refuse to work
an 80-hour week...
:00:26
just so we can afford
to buy their BMWs...
:00:29
why we aren't interested...
:00:31
in the counterculture
that they invented...
:00:34
as if we did not see them
disembowel their revolution...
:00:37
for a pair
of running shoes.
:00:39
But the question remains...
:00:42
what are we going to do now?
:00:44
How can we repair all the damage
we inherited?
:00:48
Fellow graduates,
the answer is simple.
:00:52
The answer is...
:01:04
The answer is...
:01:06
I don't know.
:01:17
Good save, Lelaina.
:01:20
I'm not a valedictorian,
but I play one on TV.
:01:23
We all know you slept your way
to the podium.
:01:31
My favorite part about
graduating now would be...
:01:34
dodging my student-loan officer
for the rest of my life.
:01:37
He will be in cahoots...
:01:38
with the Columbia
Record and Tape Company guy...
:01:40
who's been after my ass
for years.
:01:44
Troy Dyer, I brought you back
a souvenir.
:01:47
Ah...
:01:48
You know, you can still go back
next year and graduate...
:01:50
still get your BF.A.
:01:52
Oh, can I? And then I can hang
this on my rearview mirror...
:01:56
to brag to all my good buddies
back home that I graduated.
:01:59
Well, I through
with the whole life drama.