:01:04
The answer is...
:01:06
I don't know.
:01:17
Good save, Lelaina.
:01:20
I'm not a valedictorian,
but I play one on TV.
:01:23
We all know you slept your way
to the podium.
:01:31
My favorite part about
graduating now would be...
:01:34
dodging my student-loan officer
for the rest of my life.
:01:37
He will be in cahoots...
:01:38
with the Columbia
Record and Tape Company guy...
:01:40
who's been after my ass
for years.
:01:44
Troy Dyer, I brought you back
a souvenir.
:01:47
Ah...
:01:48
You know, you can still go back
next year and graduate...
:01:50
still get your BF.A.
:01:52
Oh, can I? And then I can hang
this on my rearview mirror...
:01:56
to brag to all my good buddies
back home that I graduated.
:01:59
Well, I through
with the whole life drama.
:02:05
Well, I know
this sounds cornball...
:02:07
but I'd like to somehow make
a difference in people's lives.
:02:14
And I... I would like
to buy them all a Coke.
:02:19
And you wonder
why we never got involved.
:02:22
Three words... November sixteenth
nineteen-ninety...
:02:24
Oh, totally drunk
and out of my mind!
:02:26
It would have been
a poetic experience...
:02:28
if I weren't such a gentleman,
which I am.
:02:30
Just let it go, Dyer.
Surrender the fantasy.
:02:34
Hey, Sammy,
what's your goal?
:02:36
My goal is to...
:02:39
Like a career or something.
:02:48
Lainie, I think the moment
has been appropriately captured.
:02:51
Would you please take your face
out of the camera?
:02:54
Come on.
It's for my documentary.
:02:57
Her...