The Hudsucker Proxy
prev.
play.
mark.
next.

:40:01
If I'm not an expert...
:40:03
...then my name isn't Amy Archer
and I never won the Pulitzer.

:40:07
In 1957.
:40:10
My series on the reunited triplets.
:40:12
Come down here, hammerhead,
and I'll show it to you!

:40:15
What's a three-letter word
for a flightless bird?

:40:18
Not now, I'm busy.
:40:20
I said, "hammerhead" as in a ten-letter
word for a smug, bullying newspaper man.

:40:24
Gnu. That's G-N-U.
:40:26
Couldn't find the Empire State Building
with a compass, map and a guide.

:40:29
Or emu?
:40:30
That's just potatoes. Here's the gravy.
The chump really liked me.

:40:34
- A Muncie girl!
- Better off falling for a rattlesnake.

:40:37
This guy's just a patsy
and I'm gonna find out what for.

:40:40
There's a real story here, some kind
of plot, set-up.... Did I tell you?

:40:44
- He didn't offer you money?
- A sawbuck!

:40:46
Ten smackers! Let's grab a highball!
:40:48
On Norville Barnes.
:40:51
Copy!
:41:22
Miss Smith, would you come in
and take a letter?

:41:25
Of all the cockamamie....
:41:29
Did you see the front page
of today's Manhattan Argus?

:41:32
I didn't bother to read the article.
I didn't think the picture did you justice.

:41:37
The picture's fine.
:41:38
It's what that knuckle-headed dame
wrote underneath.

:41:42
Take this down.
:41:44
Dear Miss Archer:
:41:46
I call you "Miss" because you seem to have
missed the boat completely.

:41:50
How would you know if I'm an imbecile...
:41:52
...when you didn't have the guts
to interview me man-to-man!

:41:55
Change "man-to-man" to "face-to-face."
:41:56
No, change "face-to-face" to "eye-to-eye"
and "guts" to "common decency."


prev.
next.