The Hudsucker Proxy
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:41:22
Miss Smith, would you come in
and take a letter?

:41:25
Of all the cockamamie....
:41:29
Did you see the front page
of today's Manhattan Argus?

:41:32
I didn't bother to read the article.
I didn't think the picture did you justice.

:41:37
The picture's fine.
:41:38
It's what that knuckle-headed dame
wrote underneath.

:41:42
Take this down.
:41:44
Dear Miss Archer:
:41:46
I call you "Miss" because you seem to have
missed the boat completely.

:41:50
How would you know if I'm an imbecile...
:41:52
...when you didn't have the guts
to interview me man-to-man!

:41:55
Change "man-to-man" to "face-to-face."
:41:56
No, change "face-to-face" to "eye-to-eye"
and "guts" to "common decency."

:42:00
These wild speculations
about my intelligence...

:42:02
...these preposterous inventions
would be better suited...

:42:04
...for the pages of Amazing Tales Magazine.
:42:08
If the editors of the Manhattan Argus
see fit...

:42:10
...to publish the work of a disordered mind,
perhaps they will see fit to publish this.

:42:15
But I doubt it.
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I most seriously doubt it. I doubt also
you could find a home at Amazing Tales...

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...a periodical which I have enjoyed
for many years. Sincerely...

:42:24
...et cetera.
:42:32
Is that all, Mr. Barnes?
:42:36
You know me, Amy, better than this dame.
Do you think I'm an imbecile?

:42:40
Well, I'm sure I....
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Tell the truth. I trust you.
I place a lot of stock in your opinion.

:42:47
Oh, sure, you're biased.
:42:49
You're a fellow Muncian.
:42:52
But let me ask you a question:
:42:54
Would an imbecile come up with this?

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