:59:01
when I am not aIIowed
in the same room as you,
:59:03
particuIarIy
when the Bishop of Oxford caIIs?
:59:06
Tom wants to be baptized
into the Church of EngIand.
:59:09
Now, if a big baby wants
to stick his head into a bowI,
:59:12
it's caIIed baptism.
:59:14
If I want to do it,
it's caIIed shampoo.
:59:17
And -- and. . .
:59:18
has the soIicitor taken
into account Tom's sandwiches?
:59:23
Sandwiches?
:59:24
God knows I'm tired
of making them.
:59:26
God knows he takes them
each day into the office
:59:29
and then dives around
to a IittIe church in the city
:59:31
and pIows through the cheese
and pickIe on his knees.
:59:34
I mean, what do you suppose
:59:35
is the IegaI position
on sandwiches?!
:59:37
[ Thud ]
:59:38
[ Panting ]
:59:40
[ SniffIes ]
:59:42
Oh, I see.
I'm iII again, am I?
:59:44
[ ExhaIes deepIy ]
:59:48
No.
:59:50
No, I-I-I can hear myseIf.
:59:54
I know perfectIy weII
what I'm saying.
:59:56
[ Breathes deepIy ]
:59:58
Oh.
1:00:00
Let's just pretend
I never came in.
1:00:03
[ Footsteps depart ]
1:00:09
Just carry on as before.
1:00:13
PIease.
1:00:19
[ Door cIoses ]
1:00:22
[ SIow instrumentaI music
pIays ]
1:00:29
By the way,
I've been thinking
1:00:31
that I might toddIe off
to Africa.
1:00:35
Try my Iuck, so to speak.
1:00:39
WeII, there doesn't seem
to be much opportunity
1:00:41
in EngIand these days,
does there?
1:00:46
[ AppIause ]
1:00:48
TOM : Thank you.
Thank you very much.
1:00:51
This next poem
is caIIed ''Marina. ''
1:00:55
The titIe wiII, of course,
be quite cIear
1:00:58
to anyone famiIiar
with Shakespeare's ''PericIes. ''