:16:01
What's your name?
:16:02
My name?
:16:04
Es Jess
It's Jesse. It's James, actually,
but everybody always calls me Jesse
:16:08
You mean, Jesse James? No.
:16:10
-No, no. Just Jesse
-I'm Celine
:16:26
Nice bridge
:16:28
Yeah.
:16:33
-This is kind of weird
-Yeah, this is kind of weird isn't it?
I mean, I feel a little awkward
:16:38
But its alright, right? Its okay.
:16:40
Yeah, this is great, this is great. Let's go to some places.
Look at your book.
:16:43
Yeah, we're in Vienna, let's go to some places.
Let's ask these guys
:16:47
Excuse me, excuse me,
:16:49
spreken-ze English?
:16:51
Ja, of course.
:16:53
Couldn't you speak German for a change?
:16:55
-What?
-No, it was a joke.
:16:57
Well, listen, we just got into Vienna today,
and we're looking for something fun to do
:17:00
Like museums, exhibitions, things...
:17:02
But museums are not that funny any more these days, uh...
:17:06
Uh, but they are closing right now.
:17:08
How long are you going to be here?
:17:10
Just for tonight.
:17:12
Why did you come to Vienna?
What, uh, what could you be expecting?
:17:17
We're on honeymoon.
:17:20
Yeah, she got pregnant, we had to get married, y'know.
:17:22
You know I don't believe you, you're a bad liar.
:17:29
This is a play we're both in, and we would like to invite you.
:17:34
You're actors?
:17:35
No, not professional actors, uh, part-time actors, for fun.
:17:38
It's a play about a cow, and an Indian searching for it.
:17:42
-There are also in it politicians, Mexicans...
-Russians, Communists,
:17:46
So, you have a real cow on stage.
:17:47
No, not a real cow. Its an actor in a cow costume.
:17:49
And he's the cow.
Yes, I am the cow. And the cow is a bit weird.
:17:53
She's acting a bit strange, like a dog.
:17:57
If someone throws a stick, she fetches it, and brings it back.
And she can smoke, with her hooves, and everything.